24 January 2011

Vampires 101


What I've learned about vampires from TV, books, and movies:
  1. Vampires are mostly dark haired and always fair skinned.
  2. Vampires hate werewolves.
  3. Vampire blood fixes everything.
  4. When possible, vampires fall in love with humans.
  5. A vampire in love with a human is likely to be: sickeningly sensitive & caring; a "vegetarian."
  6. A human in love with a vampire must go through an annoying "but-you're-a-vampire" ordeal.
  7. Vampires can control your mind by staring at you intently.
Just the facts, ma'am.
This post made possible by: Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, True Blood, The Vampire Diaries, and Sookeh.
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5 comments:

  1. rachMonday, January 24, 2011 at 2:55:00 PM CST

    what, no 'being human'? you should check that show out (the british one, i have no idea if the new american one is good)!

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  2. LaurenWednesday, January 26, 2011 at 2:53:00 PM CST

    LOVE THIS ELLA..

    although some of the best vampires are light-haired.

    see: Carlisle Cullen + fucking ERIC NORTHMAN

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  3. EllaThursday, January 27, 2011 at 10:24:00 AM CST

    I've never heard of it! Consulting Netflix now..

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  4. EllaThursday, January 27, 2011 at 10:24:00 AM CST

    OH LAWD, ERIC NORTHMAN. how could I forget!??? I love that man.

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  5. LaurenThursday, January 27, 2011 at 5:04:00 PM CST

    man you inspired me to watch true blood and i thought that s3 was available on demand and its DEF NOT. SO DEPRESSING.

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